4 Reasons You Should Be Manscaping
The year is 2022, and if you haven’t thought about taming your bush, you’re missing out. The art of manscaping has become quite popular in recent years. What was once considered an effeminate practice is now not only common, but in many cases it is expected.
I know what you’re thinking…’I’m a man’s man, I’m not shaving my balls’. I was once part of that crowd. Until I tried it myself. And more than just adding a few free inches, it actually felt great. Now, I’ve got my own men’s ball trimmer complete with aftershave lotion. So from one manly dude to another, here are 4 reasons you should be shaving your balls.
1. Cleaner Package
Let’s be honest, nobody likes a set of dirty balls. Your bush can act as a velcro pad for all sorts of nasty underwear debris. By shaving your bush, your meat wagon will no longer be acting as a magnet for bacteria and boxer shwag.
2. Sweat Less & Smell Better – Or At Least Not As Bad
Known fact: hair makes things hotter. Especially if that thing is compressed under two layers of clothes on a hot summer day. By shaving your balls and bush, you’re giving your boys some breathing room down below, which will reduce sweat and odor emanating from your loins. It’s one of the many reasons your partner will appreciate you manscaping down there.
3. Happier Partner
Speaking of your partner, they will likely be pleased to see that you gave your little fireman a haircut the next time you are intimate. I don’t have stats on this, but I’m willing to bet a majority of people would prefer a well-manicured playing field rather than a jungle to romp on. I’m not saying you have to go scorched earth and baby-bald, but a little grooming can go a long way to making your bundle a bit more attractive.
4. Last But NOT Least – You’re Member Will Look Bigger
If I haven’t convinced you yet, this one will definitely win you over. It may be no secret, but by trimming the hedges, it gives the optical illusion that you increased your horizontal height. Scientific fact! Taking an inch of hair off your pubes will expose an inch of shaft, thus making your member look larger. What’s not to love about that!
In conclusion, it’s time for you tough guys to man-up and start manscaping. I don’t care if you live in the wilderness and your partner says they like that bearded dragon, it’s worth a shot for the sake of cleanliness and added confidence. Give it a shot. If you don’t like it, it will always grow back, and at least you can inspect a part of your body you probably haven’t seen in years. Best of luck!
