Twins do and say the funniest things part11

January 19, 2016

I haven’t done a funny things the girls say or do post recently so I thought why not because they seem to be constantly doing something funny.

1. R was looking for a toy orangutan and was asking me, ‘where is the tangerine?!’

2. M was picking her nose so I said don’t do that and she replied with, ‘…but daddy fingers were made for picking frogs out of your nose!’

3. R was having a poo and I asked have you finished yet. She replied, ‘Daddy I have a lot of poo. Leave me to poo in peace!’

4. I asked R what she was doing and she said she was going to the mountain. She then turned around to M and said, ‘we cant go because Daddy will be on his own!’

5. We used to have neighbour whose name was Sandra. The girls always struggled with her name and just renamed her Sandwich!

6. M said to her Mummy, ‘Look there’s the moon. Then she shouted, ‘Hello Mr Moon. I wish I could fly to say hello to you!’

7. While driving to the doctors the girls asked me what ‘born’ was. I explained that they were in Mummys tummy and they came out and that’s what being born is. R then said, I’m going to have a dog when I’m older and M said she is going to have a cat named fluffy.

8. On a Monday when I take the girls to nursery they always have their snack money, so after the girls have hung up their coats they always hold hands to walk in, but they had their snack money in their hands. When one changed the money in her hands to the other hand, the other did too so they’d still end up unable to hold hands because they had money in their hands. They did they did this about six times before realising! I was watching from behind and it really made me giggle!