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Why I hate Mondays!

September 26, 2016

Ugh. It’s Monday. Again.

It feels like only yesterday that it was Monday, and now it’s Monday again.

How did that happen?

I hate Mondays!

It means a full week of work.

45 hours spread out over just five days.

The weekend seems very far away and all I want to do is lie in bed, hide under my duvet and go back to sleep.

People of the UK! It’s time to take action!

The threat is very real, but the UK isn’t aware of just how badly the country is set to suffer from ‘The Mondays’ should we not begin to address the problem now!

Much like marmite, you either love Mondays or you hate them. Therefore, in its first move, the Ministry of Marmite has issued a 1970s inspired Public Information style film that highlights ‘The Mondays’ and symptoms to look out for – all of which can be cured by eating Marmite on toast!

When I have my Marmite on toast in the morning my brain wakes up to that unique taste that only Marmite can offer. I can feel my body beginning to energise itself ready to defeat the Monday morning blues.

Symptoms of The Mondays are as follows and should be monitored closely:

• Monotony

• Overtired

• Negativity

• Dilly-Dallying

• AHHHHHHH-gitated

• Yawn-y

So if you wake to find yourself suffering from a serious case of The M.O.N.D.A.Y.S be sure to take action! Reach for the Marmite! Grab yourself a couple of slices of bread and throw them into the toaster!

Grab a knife and slather that toast in Marmite! You’ll soon be feeling better!

Do you know someone who has a serious case of the Mondays? Please, as their friend, let them know about #MarmiteMondays and encourage them to seek help. There is a cure and it can be found by visiting www.marmite.co.uk.

Good luck. Try to have a happy Monday!

Marmite Mondays

7 Comments

ShinnersandtheBrood

September 26, 2016 at 12:26 pm

I’ve never tasted Marmite. Is it time?

1. ShinnersandtheBrood
  
  September 26, 2016 at 12:46 pm
  
  Visiting from #thebigpinklink. Sorry. Monday morning brain.
  
Alan Herbert

September 26, 2016 at 1:28 pm

I hate Marmite!!! That’s all I have to say on that.

Emma

September 26, 2016 at 1:42 pm

Ahahaha I loved the Ministry of Marmite film. Brilliant. I LOVE Marmite and have just had Marmite crisps so I am set up for the day :- )#bigpinklink

Tom

September 26, 2016 at 5:09 pm

I assume I won’t be judged if I say I like marmite, but only with peanut butter on toast. Nice post by the way, I sometimes feel like Thursday is the worst for me. I keep wishing it was a Friday instead.

Kat

September 28, 2016 at 6:41 am

I don’t have marmite on toast half as much as I would like to! But now I know it cures M.O.N.D.A.Y then maybe I’ll have to have a bit more! 😀 I have to say though, it’s even better on crumpets. Crumpets do make a lot of things better for me. #bigpinklink

Louise Pink Pear Bear

September 28, 2016 at 5:49 pm

I LOVE the film but URGHHH! Marmite is NOT my-mate! 😉 I am a hater, shudder. I think Monday’s should definitely come with chocolate. That would help me. Thanks for linking up with the #bigpinklink