My New Years Resolutions for my Wife 

My wife and I were sitting on the sofa the other night binge watching the walking dead, we are completly addicted, and started talking about New Years Resolutions, but not for ourselves for each other. So here are my resolutions that I think my wife could seriously act upon! To read the resolutions that my wife wrote for me, click here.

1. Please, when we are watching tv and you fart, please tell me! OMG ! It’s like being dropped into a sewer head first! They absolutely stink! Don’t hide your face and laugh, it’s not funny! I have to carry a can of Neutradol 24/7 so the kids don’t pass out!

2. Another thing my wife does is creep up behind me to frighten me. I know you may find this hard to believe, but you do actually scare me!

3. When I get home from work it would be really nice to see the breakfast, lunch and tea dishes washed, not piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen!

4. Learn how to use the washing machine and stop saying that I don’t need to because you have me!

5. Stop hitting the car on every concrete pillar in the multi-story car park and swear blind they moved as you drove pass! Then turn around and say that was there when I brought the car, no it wasn’t!

6. Your obsession with Facebook funny videos has to stop, especially as you make me watch them and I don’t find them funny!

7. My wife suffers from a rare condition known as ‘SSS’. It’s full name is ‘Sunday Spending Syndrome’. My wife is incapable of getting through a Sunday without spending money!

8. My wife has a sweet nickname for me, The Petrol Fairy. Can you please learn to put petrol in your car more than once a year and not say that you don’t need to because you have a petrol fairy, aka me!

9. Would it possible to pick up the towels off the bedroom floor,just once in a while.

10.  Finally, can you stop saying ‘Clear’ in an army voice! Stop telling me I’m always on my phone (when I am) and stop telling me to ssh every time I go to speak! Would you believe that as I wrote this she told me to ssh!

So there you, go my New Years Resolutions for my wife. I have to be honest though I wouldn’t change her for the world. All these little things is what makes you special to me and why I love you so very much.

What New Years Resolutions would you set for your other half? I tag the following five bloggers to take part if you want to. If you do want to take part, please link back to this post so people know where this tag started, thanks!

Alan at omgitsagirl

David at dadvworld

Jeff at droolingdaddy

Jeremy at thirstydaddy 

Ross at thestentedpapa

So come on guys join in and have some fun!