New Years Resolutions (laws)
I have seen a few bloggers doing resolutions for their children, so I thought I would put a slightly different angle on it. Here are my children’s New Years laws effective for 12 months starting today.
1. R and M you are to sleep in your own beds all night every night.
2. I am not to be asked for money for the next 364 days, under any circumstances.
3. The oldest two daughters are forbidden from having a boyfriend for the next 12 months.
4. The twins are to never argue or bicker and to do what they are told instantly.
5. My son will work out a way to make me millions on the internet by whatever means legally or illegally.
6. When you greet me in future you will address me as Sir and bow.
7. If any of you are walking with me you will always be 3 steps behind me.
8. And finally any money you earn I will be automatically deducting 10% for myself.
So it’s quite simple my wonderful children abide by the laws of daddy and you will not suffer the consequences. This will make for a very happy life.
12 Comments
Rebecca Roversi
January 1, 2016 at 8:05 am
Ha ha! What do you children think of these laws? ☺️ #BinkyLinky
Jessica Powell
January 1, 2016 at 1:07 pm
Hehe, love it – and that top picture! I think that will sum up their response! 😀 #binkylinky
Helen Gandy – Beautiful Things
January 1, 2016 at 4:03 pm
Haha, I wish you luck 🙂 Thanks for hosting!! #binkylinky
The Un-Yummy Mummy
January 1, 2016 at 6:11 pm
If you do succeed with the twins not arguing one, do let me know how you did it! The Un-Yummy Mummy.
rhymingwithwine
January 2, 2016 at 12:50 pm
Love this and I wish you every success. Think my hubby is also keen to establish rule number 6. Happy New Year.
#justanotherlinky
Michelle Murray
January 2, 2016 at 11:05 pm
hahaha I wish you all the luck in the world with these resolutions Nigel. #BinkyLinky xx Popping over from Mummy2Monkeys xx
All About The Child
January 3, 2016 at 2:06 pm
Laughed out loud at some of these. Good luck!
Bethan Sian
January 3, 2016 at 3:23 pm
Great list haha!
Thank you for linking up with #justanotherlinky
Something Crunchy Mummy
January 3, 2016 at 8:52 pm
Haha love this! #binkylinky xx
Carlys Beauty Blog
January 3, 2016 at 11:16 pm
Ha ha! Happy New Year to you and your family. : )
Something Crunchy Mummy
January 6, 2016 at 9:04 pm
Popping back from #justanotherlinky. Thanks for linking up xx
you baby me mummy
January 6, 2016 at 9:13 pm
Your children sound amazing. Thanks for linking up to #TheList x