Twins do and say the funniest things part 8

June 15, 2015

1. R and M were having a snack on the sofa, which I might add is very rare! Their mother is passionate about not marking the sofas! M turned to R and said don’t get spots on the sofa or mummy will cry!

2. When my wife walked in the lounge R was on the sofa watching TV like this…!

I think she’s been planning on living in Australia when she’s older!
3. M was picking her nose so I said what are you picking out. Quick as a flash she said a frog! That’s what fingers are for!
4. Our next door neighbour bought the twins a frozen activity book and R very politely said thank you Sandra and M also very politely said thank you but said sandwich instead of Sandra!

5. While R was on the toilet having a poo and a wee I shouted out to her have you finished yet? She replied with, daddy I still have more poo in me and please let me have a poo in peace!
6. R always refers to her brother, A, as her best. 

7. While waiting for mummy to come home from work R and M wanted to hide and M said I want to be a present for Mummy. 
8. Before going out to the park I said to R and M have a wee please. R said I have no wee in me!

9. While out in the pushchair I was going up a hill and I said to the girls that I need fart speed and fluff power and the girls promptly started doing fluff sounds very enthusiastically! Now every time I get to a hill they ask daddy do we need fart speed and fluff power?

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