It’s My Wife’s Birthday Today 

Omg! My wife is 30 years old today. Is this the time to trade her in for a younger model? Is it all downhill for her now? Most likely!

Only kidding, haha!

I have to say, yes this is cliche, I know, but I am the luckiest man in the world. My wife is beautiful, wonderful, funny and a pleasure to be around except when she farts because the smell could paralyse a navy seal at 100yds! Seriously, I’m not joking they stink!

Seriously I was lucky the day I met my wife. I was driving past a shop she worked in and I turned for no particular reason, but she was looking out of the shop window at that exact moment. Our eyes met, we smiled and I drove into the car in front of me, haha! Not really!

Something told me that wouldn’t be last time we saw each other and I was right. She started stalking me, very worrying, and at times very frightening! She would appear out of the shadows with a smile that was very much like Jack Nicholson’s in The Shining!

Eventually I succumbed to her romantic gestures and idle threats of, “If I can’t have you, NOBODY WILL!” Ok, I thought, maybe it’s best we are together then!

Of course I am only kidding, but there is something very special about a woman that poses with a hoover in a sexy way!

My wife completes me. It’s almost impossible to put into words exactly how it feels when you meet the one, but I will try.

My love is all consuming and has grown as years go by. We laugh together and I love it that our humour is so similar. Who else would have a race in kids cars in the lounge?! We cry together and I can count on one hand how many nights we have spent apart. I do not see my life without my wife by my side raising our four year twin girls. We are two parts of a jigsaw puzzle that fit together in the shape of a heart. I know it’s a bit corny, but that’s how I see us.

My wife to me is perfect in every way. She is a fantastic mum to our four year old twins. I have three older children by my first marriage, but that has never been a problem to her and she’s always accepted us as one big family.

Happy birthday my beautiful wife, love you forever.

LOVE THINK DESIRE, LOVE WANT NEED MISS YOU.