Twins do and say the funniest things part 5

1. M all of sudden went running though the the house screaming there’s a spider chasing me. When we eventually caught up with her some black cotton was on her sock, but she was convinced it was a spider.

2. When my wife had finished showering and just before she had put a towel on M asked: “Are your boobies pink?”

3. My wife gave R a top to wear and she turned around and said I don’t want it, it’s too pretty!

4. My wife had her hair up and M said you are all grown up now.

5. While the girls were out in the garden playing R said she wanted a wee so my wife said ok have a wee out here in the garden and then M shouted “Yay R your foo works!”

6. While in the kitchen R said: “What is that?” I said a slow cooker and she then pointed at the tangine maker and said: “s that a fast cooker?”

7. While having a bath M said to R: “Close your eyes” so R did trusting her sister and M then filled a saucepan up with water and poured it over her head!

8. While R was on the trampoline she was rocking back and forth and said look at my clever trick. Then said “I could do this all morning!”

9. My wife and the girls were walking past the school where they are going to be starting nursery in September and M said: “Can I be a doctor so I can protect R in nursery?”