Twins do and say the funniest things. Part 6
1. When we woke up one morning we were all in the same bed. I was going to work and my wife had planned to take the girls to the farm that day. My wife said to the girls, “Would you like to go the farm today?” R replied and said, “You enjoy the farm. I’m going back to sleep!” She then closed her eyes!
2. One morning when the girls were having a bath M asked her mum what’s that on your finger. My wife explained it was a wedding ring and that mummy and daddy were married forever and she said you can marry whoever you want when you are older. M replied with, “I am going to marry Daddy!” and R said, “I am not going to get married!”
3. R said she wanted to be a knight when she grew up, then said she was going to paint houses like daddy. M said that she wants to be a girl when she grows up!
4. While watching William and Kate leaving hospital with their new daughter on TV, my wife explained to the girls that the baby was Princess and both R and M asked “Is she coming over to play?”
5. The girls were playing shop with their brother, A, when he stopped playing. So R asked why have you stopped playing, have you closed the shop?
6. While I was going to the toilet R said it is very smelly daddy/ I think you had better open the window!
7. While M was having a wee it went on her bum and she said it’s ok, it will keep the poo in!
8. We were just getting ready to leave Burger King when M pinched her Mums boob and shouted out for everybody to hear in the restaurant, “I pinched your boobie mummy!”
2 Comments
Maddy@writingbubble
December 22, 2015 at 8:41 pm
I love the stuff kids come out with – shouting about boobies in a cafe – tee hee! Hope the baby princess wasn't around to hear that. 😉 #ftmob
Louise (Little Hearts, Big Love)
December 22, 2015 at 9:52 pm
Love reading the things that your twins say – so funny. The "you enjoy the farm, I'm going back to sleep!" made me laugh. I love the question about whether Princess Charlotte was going to come round and play and asking A if he had shut the shop. The boobie comment also made me laugh – why is it that those types of comments are always said in the loudest of voices? Thanks for linking up to #ftmob 🙂